What did you do today?

[Nanno]

It's a known fact: With goats around, you cannot take a leak in the woods without an audience.

It's nice that your goats are naturally "potty trained" not to let loose on the porch. Cuzco (and I'm pretty sure Sputnik) are like that too. Most of the others couldn't care less about going on the porch though. In fact, I had one doe would get so excited that she would go five or six times in the space of as many minutes. She's the one who inspired us to put gates across the stairs to our porch, much to Cuzco's dismay. He used to have the run of it when he was an "only goat." I think the porch gates are a large part of the deep-seated animosity he developed toward Phil and I ever since we got other goats. He's learned to mostly control his inner hostility, but I'm quite sure he'll hold a grudge to his dying day, and nothing will cure it short of selling every other goat we have on the place. Poor Cuzco. Oh well. A few of those grilled potato wedges would probably ease his suffering though!